She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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