4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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