I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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