There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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