2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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