I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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