just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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