Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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