Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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