She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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