Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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