Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
