so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My vagina just recognized that song.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
