having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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