i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
