im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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