no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Did I show you my penis last night?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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