IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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