I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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