Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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