So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
