The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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