So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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