she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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