Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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