I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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