This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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