i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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