plz talk dirty to me
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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