In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
