Im at strip club and am horny
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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