scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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