brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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