Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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