Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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