don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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