Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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