he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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