I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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