You're completely useless in the revolution.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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