Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
