i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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