I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
