Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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