it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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