Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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