At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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