How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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