Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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