so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Come see our sink grown plant.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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