i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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