Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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