just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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