he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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