We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
