didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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