ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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