I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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