People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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