I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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