How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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